Clever ways to tell my brother I'm pregnant? Or cool "rhymes" to tell I'm pregnant?

that is so cool, CONGRATS 1st of all, if you can hold off maybe for Fathers day give your dad a card sign it from you, your hubby, and the baby(just put the baby down) I did this for mothers day and it was kinda cool it took about 2 minutes for them to read the card and you also get to see who reads there cards or not (mother-in-law doesn't lol)